#4 U.S. Senate * cut funding for F-22 * 100 that have never been used * state of the art in 1979 #3 Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. * a man with 50 degrees * almost 5'4" * police dropped the charges * Obama associates with burglars #2 Bill Gates * control the weather * cool the warm water * no matter what weather he tries for * better to spray the gay people #1 Unemployed Wilford Brimley