(Anthony is in the middle of a park eating a taquito at a table) IAN What are you doing? ANTHONY Eating a taquito. It's the best food in the world. IAN Taquito? More like CRAPito. ANTHONY What's your favorite food? (A tray full of donuts suddenly appears in Ian's hands) Ian: Duh, it's right here in my hand. Pink frosted sprinkled donut. Anthony: Well I bet my taquito can do more everyday tasks than your pink frosted pieces of crap! Ian: You're on!