Greg: It's impossible, you say, to be Republican and gay But, baby, like Virginia Slims we've come a long, long way It once was thought to be a fairy meant voting for Bill or Kerry But not today! We're red and we're gay Jeff and Paul like hot pectorals And good old-fashioned Christian morals Hey hey, hey, hey We're red and we're gay All: Our loafers are light But we still vote for the right It's true we can't wed, but we support the Fed We like each other's butts and big ol' spending cuts Man: We like to pack fudge and heat Greg: Big long guns with ivory handles Go well with my scented candles Yay, NRA