More so, the relationship shared between the Suck My Taint Girl and the Network Head may allude to the rumors of Comedy Central redirecting funding and cancelling shows in favor of South Park. The Suck my Taint girl has long, blonde hair. She wears a pink dress with a white collar, a pair of black-strapped shoes, a pink bow in her hair, and also: black eyeliner, pink blush, and red lipstick.