Sardar Manmohan Singh (Hindi: मौननीय प्रधान मन्त्री, Punjabi: ਭੈਣ ਦਾ ਲੋੜਾ), AKA "the Turbanator", was the fourteenth prime minister of India, and according to Forbes, is the sexiest man alive. He is the first person in the country to have become the prime minister without benefit of being elected. To express his gratitude to Sonia Gandhi and her party, this Oxford economist has returned the favour by doling out free electricity, free food, free education, free Internet access, and lots of other freebies to a billion people. Under Manmohan-Sonia rule, there now seems to be such a thing as a free lunch.