Honeymouth is a Harry Turtledove story originally printed in Pulphouse 9 (Fall, 1990) and reprinted The Best of Pulphouse, (St. Martin's 1991, Kathryn Rusch, ed.), and in Turtledove's collection, Counting Up, Counting Down (Del Rey, 2002). It is a fantasy story set in a world of unicorns, and demonstrates Turtledove's particular love of puns. Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow. Honeymouth has this as his nickname not just because he is foul-mouthed, but also because he enjoys performing cunnilingus, and has never actually engaged in vaginal intercourse.