The Nerd: This is one of the original stuffed Donkey Kongs from the early 1980s. Why does he have to have his hands like this? The Nerd: Like, what's he trying to tell us? And look at his face, he knows it's funny. It's like: "Hey! Hey, you, you! Fuck you!" (Places the "L" hand into the "O" hand) The Nerd: As the game begins, you get a ridiculous cutscene. Mario: Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi? Luigi: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti! Mario: Gotta be quick!