(People who have succeeded in killing Edward Cullen: 1. * Vault Boy (that cartoon guy from Fallout 3) 2. * Gunther Hermann (+53 for his bodycount) 3. * Dr. Cox 4. * The janitor 5. * Genocider Syo 6. * Monokuma 7. * Orihime Inoue (yeah, he's THAT weak) 8. * Ted 9. * Alex Day 10. * Charlie McDonnell 11. * Nerdfighters 12. * All the other awesome people from YouTube 13. * The Master 14. * The Daleks 15. * The Cybermen 16. * Raiden from mortal kombat (Fried his ass into bacon) 17. * An army of Ewoks (crushed him with tree trunks and rocks) 18. * YO MAMA, UMBRIDGE! (thought he was a protein shake, falcon egg, or a rock) 19. * Ryuk the Shinigami (for the apple) 20. * Misa Amane (Light Yagami told he