Let's face it, your basic superhero simply can't do without a day job these days. They may be strong enough to punch an Eldritch Abomination in the face, but they've still got to pay the bills. And unless they're the opportunistic sort, they're probably not going to be paid for their trouble. So, they have to do something else in order get by. So here's a handy list of jobs your typical superhero should consider when planning a career in heroics (if you somehow don't need a job... lucky you):