Remember - Mike Read, much like Jesus, loves each and every one of you. “Build extensive underground car parks. Put all car parking underground. I've discussed this with major developers and it's feasible.” ~ Mike Read on solutions for tomorrow “I can't believe he wrote that fucking musical. It was just pub talk! It doesn't count! Now what am I going to do?” ~ Oscar Wilde on Read's rather short-lived "Wilde" musical “It's hard to feel anything other than incredulous contempt.” ~ The Telegraph on the above musical