Main article: Chav Q)what do you call a chav in a box in a blender? A) init mush Q)what do you call a chav in a box in a blender? A) init mush Q)what do you call a chav in a box in a blender? A) init mush Q) How do you get 100 Chavs in a Mini? A) Throw in a Giro Q) How do you get them all out again? A) Throw in a Job application Q) Whats the difference between a chav and a coconut? A) Ones thick and hairy, the others a coconut. Q) What do you call a chav in a box? A) Innit Q) How do you know when a chavs driving? A) You can hear "Oomteh-Oomteh-Oomteh-Oomteh" from 3 miles away