The Colbert Report (7/28/09) The Colbert Report WAAAAAAAAH! Stephen Colbert is a TV sensation Fighting for truthiness Saving the nation I don't know why his right ear bends to one side But it bends with some real American pride He is the only newscaster on ice cream Sexy as hell, He's America's wet dream He is a hero and kicks some major ass ??????????? ASS! The Colbert Report WAAAAAAAAH! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! KICKING YOUR ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! ASS! KICKING YOUR ASS! ( I just ate my own tongue)