Part IV of the Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC List, comprising entries 291-323. Originally posted to the PPC LJ Community, here, May 30, 2007. 291. I will not dump Elrond onto the Disc. 292. Quark and Kadish must never be allowed to meet. 293. Mr. Pounder would be most unwelcome on Terramort. 294. I will not sow salt in the Flowers' soil. 295. I will not haze newbies by making them read all of "Celebrian." - Nor "Cho Chang's Desires." - Nor any fic from That Series. - In fact, atrocious badfics are not for hazing at all. 296. I will not threaten to assimilate another agent. - They bite.