ONCE upon A TIME!!!~!!!!! is how this story begins!! But yes*-clears throa-t* IT all started when---- NO NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!! one day I was walkin down the street lookin for somethin to eat—NO NEXT beginning!! YOU see the reason I cannot come up with a beginning is cause....I GOT OOMPA-LOOMPAS IN MY BRAIN!!!!!!!! theY’re always in my heaD....EVEN WHEN IM IN BED!!!OR DEAD!!!! they eat my brains!!!! I cant get them out..I cant get them out!!!!!! So this is the middle..the middle of the book I had exploded, I woke up wondering what I would eat in the street... I was now my own parasite... The End?