The guava is a spherical, ball-shaped, orb-like, circle-orientated edible substance. (Translation: it's a round fruit.) Its significance amongst the scientific community has been prominent in the past, and is still a mystery which eats into the consciousness of ANY non-gay person today. Long have people gazed at this ball-shaped source of sustanance and thought: "Hey, is this thing a fruit, vegetable or what?" Recently the Guava Research Institution (or GRI) spokesman, Professor Gua Vassuck released a report on their findings.