Nickname: Paul Russel Current Job: President of the United States (Deceased) Origin: The Moon Blood Type: Red Age: Zombie Weight: Heavy enough to bend light Height: Tall enough to ride a rollercoaster Girth: Michelin First Job: The President of the United States Hobby: Sleep Snack: Kittens Mode of Transport: Legs Gorgonzola A Unicycle Waffles Perhaps it is a horse.