Jeff: I like to play lawn darts. Fred: I like to play ping pong. Jeff: I ride in shopping carts. Fred: And I like to sing songs. Jeff: I dazzle in fine arts. Fred: Um. I bottle my farts. both: I don't wanna grow up. Jeff. There were so many silly things we liked to do. Fred: Yes. Jeff: Then we started growing up and now they're through. Fred:YES! Jeff: Being responsible is hard to do. Fred: YES!!! Jeff: I liked it better when it was just me and you. But what can we do? Fred: I can put 2 fingers in my bellybutton but I can't get the golf ball out. Jeff: Soon I'll be 38. Fred: And I'll lose my hair. Fred: Yes.