Shakin' Stevens, also known as "Shaky", was born in 1972, having been hatching since 1957 in the laboratory for Rock and Roll Science at the University of Lancastershire in England. When fully programmed, he was launched upon an unsuspecting British public who took him to their hearts immediately. He was instantly hated by Terry Wogan for no reason. However, the University of Lancastershire could not survive without the incoming flood of royalty cheques, and using some of Shakey's DNA they created Rachel Stevens who continues to fund their work to this day. “He's a cunt.” ~ Terry Wogan