Master Chief: Man you're f###### hot! Master Chief upon not seeing Cortana for a long time then rapes her and Cortana rapes back. Scary enough, Cortana's rape was worse...:O * Captain Keyes: Ah shit! The Covenant followed us! * Cortana: That's what happens when we don't update our crappy slipspace technology. My sensors indicate that we're screwed. * Captain Keyes: No shit. We must unleash the beast! {Somewhere in the ship} {Marines get in two lines, facing each other. Johnson walks down the column between the formation.}