I remember from the early 1980s, shortly after the Falklands War was over, reading a report in at tabloid newspaper of the time (I think it was the Mirror) of a socially unconventional woman from New York, who felt romantically attached to a Titan II Missile, because it was the greatest combination of a falic shape and killing potential she could find in her overly romantic teenage years in the late 1970s. As for the German woman who fell in love with the Berlin Wall and the British man who fell in love with with a car in the 2010s!...