The Velvet Mafia is a clandestine group comprised of the homosexual elites. The Velvet Mafia aims to subvert America's traditional values with the Homosexual Agenda. The Mafia exerts its influence over America through the "arts," namely television, the film industry, theatre, poetry, etc...guiding the intent behind most "art" to portray gays in a positive light. It has long been suspected that the Velvet Mafia has been coordinating attacks on America's mores, with the Gaylamofascists and Gay Bears. It's gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys, with one left over to go in the ear.