Lyrics: Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass And there's no way you're going to slow it down You say we gotta treasure each moment Who knows how long we're gonna be around Yeah, you keep on telling me life is short And it's hard to disagree with what you say But if time is so precious why ya wasting mine 'Cause I'm always reading, always deleting Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way Every stupid hoax All those corny jokes Stop forwarding that crap to me Well I don't need tons of cringe-inducing puns Stop forwarding that crap to me No, it isn't okay if you brighten my day With some cut-and-pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry And I didn't request a personality test Stop forwarding that crap to me Ahhhh... You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-logging attachments T