The Burger Bible is a book of songs owned by Burger McFlipster's. It contains the songs that the employees sing to the food and to the customers. It is one of Tim's most prized possessions. Frequently, when Wyatt is seen singing at work, he is singing a song that he's made up. This is especially noticeable because the songs he makes up have distinct melodies, while the songs originally in the bible use traditional melodies with new words pertaining to fast food. However, due to Wyatt's songwriting ability, his songs are often incorporated into the Burger Bible, and in "Jonesy's Low Mojo" Wyatt mentions that Tim had him rewrite the entire Burger Bible.