Principal "Squiggy" Squiggman is a supporting character in Scary Movie. He was played by actor David L. Landers. Principal Squiggman (first name unrevealed) is the principal of B. A. Corpse High School, Cindy Campbell's school. He is first seen talking to the Sheriff while he is interviewing the students about the murders. The Sheriff tells him that Cindy Campbell is next, and the two begin discussing Cindy's mom, referencing her as the "one and only" with Squiggy doing a humping motion as Cindy walks in the door (hinting around that Cindy's mom was promiscuous).