Jack: Claptrap -- start bootup sequence. Claptrap: Directive one: Protect humanity! Directive two: Obey Jack at all costs. Directive three: Dance! Jack: No no no no! Cancel directive three! Claptrap: Commencing directive three! Uhntssuhntssuhntss-- Jack: Ugh, friggin' hate that guy. Claptrap (commenting): Ahh -- one of my very first startup sequences! The memories...