Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (mah-MOOD ah-mah-genie... mah-MOOD ah-mah-dinner... my-money on-my-DINNER... MOMMIE-mommie-MOMMIE-mommie-MOMMIE... beep-BOP-da-wheep-BOP... mah-MOOD ah-mah-something-or-other) is the hippie President of Iran. He may not look like a hippie, but by Iranian standards he's a regular Willie Nelson! He is a staunch supporter of many groovy activities, and is particularly well known for being a stoner (of infidels). He is strongly opposed to nucular weapons, American flags, and British sailors.