WARNING: This page has been rated by the ESRB! Paper Mario: The Thousand-Calorie S'more was a horrible shame developed by NintenDON'T. The shame was an incredible phailure, selling -1,000,000 copies worldwide. When it was released, n00bs were astonished at its lack of phailure, saying that "the sales could have been so much worse".[citation needed] The game had many lame elements, including the ability to make Mario obese from eating too many s'mores, thus giving him the ability to roll around like a pig in mud. No, srsly.