Amanda Jabba Vanstone (born 7th December 1952), Australian asylum seeker/refugee and illegal immigrant consumer and fatty woman with testicles, has set a record for biggest Liberal Party of Australia member since being recruited by John Howard in 1998 to eat asylum seekers held in Australia's detention centres and to breathe fresh life into the Department of Immigration and Racial Consumption. In her time in office Amanda has brought unprecedented success and morale to the department's workers through the development of her own delicious and cost-effective recipes for preparing the refugees for the direct consumption of the Australian public. Amanda also takes pride in being the primary instigator of a landmark deal with McDonalds, with Australia's detention centres now supplying refugees