To the tune of Weird Al Yankovic's "Tacky" I might seem crazy, is it just an act?I can be subtle, I can have no tact.All my Royal Ale bottles are on display,And I am here in Valhalla almost everyday! (Because I'm Aggy!) Wear my belt of dragon scales and and a trendy Regal Cloak,(Because I'm Aggy!) Got a brand new H.O.T., and some cool earrings of Smoke,(Because I'm Aggy!) Need a tank or hitter, bud? Then I tell ya I can come through.(Because I'm Aggy!) If you rewrite songs for fun, then you might be like Aggy, too!