. The Prophet of Bullshit told the covenant a bunch of bullshit. Much like telling them that they were all gay and stupid (he was talking to the Grunts) then he told the Elites to go and suck a dick this made the Elites pissed off and devised ways to kill the bitch so they went to the Prophets they told them that the Prophet of Bullshit eats at a Taco Bell at 4:00 and moves to a McDonalds at 6:00 so that it would be the perfect time to strike so the put grunt farts and grunt shit in his car and with the addition of every smelly food or anything smelly in his car so basically the entire backseat was fill to the roof with shit and farts.