Stan: What? I can't believe you kids don't know about the great patriot Ollie North! Stan: In the 80s there was Cold War drama. We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua. Our friends were the Contras. Freedom was their mantra. So we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines. But Congress stopped the Contra money flow Just 'cause they moved a teeny bit of blow. But then a hero came forth. His name was Oliver North. He and Reagan went around the sissy Congress. OLLIE NORTH! OLLIE NORTH! Stan: But the sales were uncovered by the press. Contras: Awwww. Press: He he. Stan: Reagan and North began to stress.