Darth Sturbed, also known as The Guy or Smiley was a Sith Mega-Super-Overlord known for his traumatic childhood and his unusual habit of losing his grip on diningware when in the vicinity of someone's hindquarters. He was feared throughout the galaxy because of his Perfect Insanity and tendency to Get Psycho. Generally his enemies were Stricken with Fear and would often be Stupified if they saw him walking in The Night. He would often Deify the traditional ways of the Sith, preferring methods that were even more hardcore.