Deep in the dark lands of Mordor, Harry Potter and his Fantastic 4 guard the ancient prophecies of the pirates (or piratii). The article which follows will explain the most important of those prophecies... The One Pirate. “One Pirate to rule them all, one Pirate to find them, one Pirate to kill all ninjas or in ropes bind them. Yarr who are we be kiddin'? It be just a robot pirate comin' ta kill all ninjas! Yarr! Rum and booty for da boyz!” ~ Pirate Prophecy on The One Pirate