HE IS A DANGER AND THREAT TO ALL LIFE™ ON THE WHOLE EXISTENCE AND LOGIC AND OMNIVERSE PLANE™. DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY HIS INNOCENT LOOKS. HE IS CAPABLE OF SENDING ALL WHO OPPOSE HIM TO THE DEEPEST, DARKEST YET DARKEST YET DARKER DEPTHS OF CREATIVE AND SUPER TRUE HELL OF HELL™. SOME SAY HE IS SATAN™ INCARNATE, OTHERS SAY HE IS SATAN'S™ RIGHT HAND MAN. WE SHALL NEVER KNOW. BUT IF YOU SEE HIM, PLEASE EXERCISE GREAT CAUTION AND RUN AWAY SCREAMING™. HE DOESN'T FIND PLEASURE IN LOUD NOISES™. LOUD NOISES™ CAUSE A SCARE™. USE THEM TO YOUR ADVANTAGE, AND YOU MAY ESCAPE WITH YOUR LIFE™. LOACH™.