Urza was born in a city called Penregon, which can be located on a map in Silicon Valley somewhere. He had a younger, far cooler brother named Mishra, who had a talent for doing, while Urza had a reputation for thinking. Unfortunately, Urza's father had AIDS and thus the two brothers needed to be sent into the desert because their psychotic mother Hillary Clinton couldn't handle them.
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