A very tall white man with black hair is silent throughout the storyline. He is Mr. Pork's loyal right hand man that does everything Mr. Pork demands of him. He is first seen with Mr. Pork when Crypto and Pox speak with Mr. Pork at the Visitor's Greeting Center. He is not seen again until Pox's personality is being downloaded into robotic skeleton. Then when Klucken's men come to attempt to kill Pox and Crypto, he carries Mr. Pork away from the fighting. Lastly, when Crypto must hypnotize him to get close to Mr. Pork to retrieve Mr. Pork's medallion, Ratpoo carries Mr. Pork to the volcano where he burns to death.