Caliendo was born in Chicago, Illinois, and was raised in Waukesha, Wisconsin, where he was blessed my the two-faced god Janus with the ability to mimic any person he chooses. Unfortunately, dueto a loophole in thegodly contract, hye was left with only the mimic power of voice. He first used this power to break into voice recognition vaults in high security banksfor the money. After he was caught by agent DANN135, Caliendo was forced into the worst type of community service there is. WORKING FOR THE FOX NETWORK! Caliendo Loves President George W. Bush So much, he imitates him on Fox NFL Sunday.