Di-polar Computers are a type of computer that can be found underneath the city of Lud. Many of their functions have been disabled or the computers themselves are malfunctioning. One of the few functions that the computers still perform is the playing of the God-drums over the speakers within the city, with terrible consequences for the Pubes. Andrew Quick asked Jake Chambers what he knew about them. Quick hoped Jake would be able to restore some of their functioning and that he would be able to use this to conquer the city.