File:Squidward.gif This article is in need of . Help make Squidward proud by fixing it up. Lamp Oil, Ropes, Spaghetti, Bombs? You want it? Then come back when you're a little mmmmmmm, richer! He was created when Morshu got the Weegee Virus. Morgee is Fakegee which his job is to sell Lamp Oil, Ropes, Spaghetti and Bombs. He is pretty evil, as he wants to blow most of the things using Bombs and rarely, Spaghetti. He likes to "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm" alot and, instead of the Weegee Virus, he gives out the Mmmmmmmmmm Virus, witch makes victims say Mmmmmmmmm until they die.