Damn it. She's always doing that, trying to get me to "exercise" or whatever. Come on! I already have footlong muscles. Oh well. I get up and walk over to the desk, wearing the creepy pink pajamas that my mom forces me to wear. Doesn't she know I can just sleep in teh nude? I press the off button and move the clock back to my bedside table, which is filled with condoms anyway. I then take off those horrible pajamas and go back to bed.