--Spokesperson of the Council of Ricks The Machine of Unspeakable Doom is a device that appears in Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind. It is used as a severe punishment to those who have committed crimes against Rick kind. Rick C-137 is sentenced to it after being accused of the serial murder other Ricks in alternate dimensions. The Machine is described to "swap your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp". It is also noteworthy that "every 10 seconds it stabs your balls." The appearance and manifestation of the machine are unknown.