The Bad Role-play Department deals with badfics constructed from bad role-plays. It is a small department with only five known agents: Halley, Talia, Moridae, Archer, and Kira. Its head is the Daffodil. Its flash patch is a black swift, which may or may not have something to do with the acronym "BRD." It apparently has at least one division, Bad Quizzes, which is headed by the Really Big Monkey Puzzle Tree. Out of continuity, the department was founded by Boarders Artemis and Bodldops.