(An old home video of Chris Stuckmann is shown. Chris is shown looking scared) Chris Stuckmann: Guys, I saw it. It's alive. It's huge. (Runs over to his room and examines on a large display model of the Clover monster from Cloverfield) Look at it. Look at it. It's humongous. I can't...I can't believe it. It's alive, it's huge. It's so big. Look at it. It's clearly...clearly alive. And huge. (Touches and feels the Clover monster) It's so huge and alive. (Chris Stuckmann Movie Reviews intro plays)