Dwight: "Rule 17: Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season. There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. [sings] Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep." Jim: (To Dwight) "What are you standing for?" Dwight: "If I'm sitting, I can't disable his neck or his groin." Jim: "You're not going to do anything to his neck or his groin." Dwight: "If I am sitting I don't have the option to."