"Contestants, good luck. You're gonna need it. Everyone, please turn your attention to our game board, as Jimmy/Nancy/Sal tells us our first five topics." - Ben Stein. "And they are..." - Jimmy Kimmel/Nancy Pimental/Sal Iacono (to reveal the five categories for Round 1) "In the first round, questions are worth anywhere from $50 to $150 of my money. Any time you manage to answer the question correctly, you win money, and I lose it. (There's no penalty for an incorrect answer except [insert funny comment].)" - Ben Stein. "We're gonna start with you, (contestant), please pick a topic." - Ben Stein.