The alpha door is the first door you shoot in Metroid. It turns out that the door is intelligent, and is now a regular poster on Board 8. Yeah, I bet you feel bad now. >:| Website: www.freewebs.com/alphadoor Most notable for: www.freewebs.com/alphadoor/penguinroth.swf Also the poster of the 333,333,333rd message on GameFAQs. Also the poster of the 33,333,334th topic on GameFAQs. Also posted 3 seconds after Ceej in a Ceej topic which was locked. Ceej manually deleted the post from existence (psst: if anyone has this pic it would be appreciated >_>) Nominate Marina Liteyears.