GameMaker is a kitchen utensil created by former Arsenal footballer Mark Overmars somewhere in Europe (location kept secret as it is rumoured that Microsoft is trying to get their hands on GameMaker to sell at an exorbitant price and cause even more crashes on thousands of PCs). Several different versions are available: a "pro" version for pirates, a "masturbatory edition" for squirrels, and an all-powerful "staff" version which puts other Game Maker games to shame and causes much begging for an editable version to plagairise on the Game Maker forums.