Lyrics: When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) He made a great liver pâté (You know he did, you know he did, you know he did) But if there's one thing in this world that I like better Than a corned beef on rye It's Chicken Pot Pie Chicken Pot Pie (chorus of chicken-cluck imitations) Keep your crummy appetizers Don't want no turnip-flavored fries Or mustard pizza squares Sorry but they don't compare! (chicken-clucks) (instrumental) He made a great tuna soufflé (You know he did, you know he did, you know he did) But if this fast food-eating world in which we live in Leaves you hungry and dry There's Chicken Pot Pie Chicken Pot Pie (chicken-clucks, fade out)