SpongeBob: Guess what today is Patrick? Patrick: What? SpongeBob:It's the big crying contest. Patrick: Why would you want to join a crying contest? SpongeBob: I don't know. Patrick: Practice with me! (cries) SpongeBob:Okay uh.....hnnn. Patrick:SpongeBob there's a bathroom right there (points at port-a-potty) SpongeBob: I can't cry. Patrick: I'll try and help. (slaps SpongeBob) SpongeBob: Oww! Hey, that hurt! Patrick: You didn't cry. SpongeBob: Hmm...(thinks) Patrick: You gotta use the bathroom again? SpongeBob: No. I'm just wondering why my tears are gone. Patrick:Yeah you usually are a big cry bay-