He was born in a disused council house to father Len and some (to this day), unknown whore (probably Your Mom). As a bright pink-and-yellow character made, presumably, of gloop, he didn't get laid much and this led to much bottled-up rage inside ultimately turning him into the totalitarian monster we see today. On May 22, 2002, Mr Blobby won People Magazine's "Most beautiful person in the world" award. The second place was awarded to The Queen, she said she was infuriated that she forgot to wear eyeliner, otherwise she would have come first.